Erik Eastlyn

Nilay: is flynn down there?
where in the world is Carmen Sandiego
no no
Where in the world is Flynn??

Erik: he is here with Teri...like seeing Saswatch and the Lockness monster together

Nilay Patel

Whenever you want, “Queen Miss Jessica Mistress of the Universe”, when speaking about Jessica Zimmer.

Heather Berry

Eric:

A “holla back” girl is a girl that is willing to be treated like a doormat or a *booty call. She is the girl that will allow guys to do whatever they want with her and then will just wait for them to “holla back” for the NEXT bootie call.

*booty call:
a phone call, page, or conversation aimed at getting into your pants. This is not an invite to a movie or dinner, not just coffee, not a casual or formal get-together, not even a Happy Meal at McDonalds. Just a plain old-fashioned "let's do it"

Gwen Stefani uses the term brilliantly in her song "Hollaback Girl", both as a simile and a metaphor. She’s letting the guys know that she ain’t a booty call and that she’s not gonna be sitting around waiting for them to “holla back”. She’s “been around the track a few times” so it’s not gonna happen again. She uses the cheerleading terminology as a metaphor, she’s a “squad” leader not a follower. If you come at her in this manner- you are just plain BANANA’S- B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Heather Berry

You guys take me for granted- you really dont know how lucky you are to be able to know me and work with me and have access to my knowledge on a daily basis.

(After a conversation about being THUNDERSTRUCK.)

Scott Whitney

THANKYOU! You big stud horse!!

Teri Paulson

“Remember, if you have a problem, it’s your problem. Solve it. Don’t blame other people. Don’t burden people with your complaints. Ninety percent of the people you meet don’t care about your troubles. The other 10 percent are glad you have them.”

Lou Holtz: Winning Every Day

Unknown

U dont have to be handicap to be different... Everyone is different.

Richard Branson

"A journey of a thousand miles starts with that first step. If you look ahead to the end, and all the weary miles between, with all the dangers you might face, you might never take that first. And whatever it is you want to achieve in life, if you don't make the effort, you won't reach her goal. So take that first step."

Richard Branson: Screw It, Let's Do It: Lessons in Life

Confucius

"Do not be concerned that you lack an official position, but rather concern yourself with the means by which you might become established. Do not be concerned that no one has heard of you, but rather strive to become a person worthy of being known."

Erik Eastlyn

"I'm out of this conversation...."

Mae West

"You're never too old to become younger."

Sarah Schmock

Standards go down, average goes up.

Mikalyn Paulson

"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU"

Nilay Patel

"Beastly"

Mark Twain

"A mans is accepted into a church for what he believes, and he is turned out for what he knows."

Harley Sisson

"He (Nilay) is evil and a pain in the ass sometimes if you give him some Midol or Pamprin he will calm down. Or a teddy bear."

Cameron Bentley

"Sometimes I downplay my coolness so people aren't intimidated by me"

Unknown

Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

Cameron Bentley

Nilay: no... its about people at my working mocking and imitating me... on phrases i say... & things i do...

Cam: Nice

Nilay: i take it stride... before i use to get upset... but i dont care anymore

Cam: Unoriginal bitches

Nilay: i know!! thats going on the blog

David Nguyen

"Eeeyah!"

"no just _expression... kinda means damn it.... after u do sumthin"

V for Vendetta

V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I'm quite sure they will say so.

Unknown

"the coolest of them cools"

Jessica Zimmer

"Yeah, I would be. See... Harley and I have an understanding... I am the only woman he is involved with... the only woman..... the only woman....."

Nilay & Cam's Conversation

Nilay: i know... i saw her on my way out!!
no way to stop her or warn you
damn women!!

Cam: Yeah - I thought it was you at the door

Nilay: lol

Cam: They're all fucking nuts dude

(In Regards to Lindsey)

Nilay to Akata

HAHAHA……. We can all wait… well at least I can wait….

Remember Akata….. You live the first 18 years of your life with your parents. They are there for you from morning till night. Always there to help you or to scold you, to make sure that become a good person in life. Then for about 10 years after high school, is when you learn who you really are in life. You learn about life by experiencing it without the help of your parents. Learn what you are capable of by yourself. Basically a time for you to enjoy yourself with the help of you parents. These 10 years is where you learn to enjoy life. Because after these ten or so year… is MARRIAGE… where you will have someone live with you (your Spouse) and be together for at LEAST 50 YEARS may even more.

SO for right now, I am enjoying being young and single. But it wont last long, and probably a year or so, you will be attending my marriage.

I hope this explains stuff well.

Talk to you later.

Mohandas Gandhi

"My life is my message."

William James

"The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it."

Florence Nightengale

"To be ‘in charge’ is certainly not only to carry out the proper measures yourself but to see that every one else does so too; to see that no one either willfully or ignorantly thwarts or prevents such measures. It is neither to do everything yourself or to appoint a number of people to each duty, but to ensure that each does that duty to which he is appointed."

Robert Frost

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."

Tom Stoppard

"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered."

Mae West

"You're never too old to become younger."

Teri Paulson

"It would seem that the choice is often either to do it right later or to do it now. The manager must choose that careful balance between getting ready and getting going. The greatest odds for success lie on the side of action. Most often, as soon as the manager does something, he becomes master of the situation... The offensive spirit must permeate the company. At 3M, every division is expected to get 25% of its sales from products that didn’t exist five years earlier. This goal forces managers to constantly use 3M’s scientific skill to innovate new products."

Gerald A. Michaelson: Winning the Marketing War: A Field Manual for Business Lead

Nilay Patel

"Hello... HELLO.... helllo?"

Linda Nguyen

"I literally suck at life"

Louis L'Amour

"Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content.'"

Don Marquis

"The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race."

Hermann Hesse

"People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest."

Thomas A. Edison

"What you are will show in what you do."

Natalie

"What would I do with out you Nilay?" After I help her with her computer. LOL

Rob Corddry

"He ripped a phonebook in half, and then tried to fuck a coke machine." While talking about Barry Bonds on the Daily Show.

Nilay to Erik

Me:
"if amber is looking for a dirty sanchez..... i can have darin give her one... and she can just give me the $100."
Erik:
"I'm out of this conversation...."

Abraham Lincoln

"Most people are as happy as they make up their minds to be."

Harley Sisson

"Bastard, I do you a favor and this is the thanks that I get!" Talking to ME =) !

Chris Truman

"Yeah, she is my personal assistant." While talking about his manager Barb.

Cameron Bentley

Nilay - Just throw it away! It's just clutter! Your getting you car fixed on Monday, just throw that shit away.

K-Fed (Kevin Federline)

"We have collaborated," he said. "But I'm not going to put the songs on this album because it's like, 'Respect me first; then I'll show you what I've done with my wife.'"

Harley Sisson

Lord Ganesh: "you need to eat your pen or else you will be doomed"

Tyler Mathis

"It's about time his fat head was humbled. One bad Christmas my butt. Try one bad idea after another. Try "I'm not going to ask the public what they want, I'm just going to force feed them all the crap I spew out of my big fat head. And then I'll blame it on Christmas." Stick to covering songs with your lame band. I'm sure there will still be people worshipping you."

Nikhil Patel

Chillin Like a Villain