Aristotle

To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing. 

Tracy Morgan

Shotgun Shovel and A Good Alibi. (Talking about having a daughter)

Suits

"You're a Dick"

Louis Litt, "I'm Moby God damn Dick.  And you swam in my waters."

Banksy

I don't read what i believe in the papers

Javed Sheik

Those pirates are real badasses. But there music is complete shit.

Larry Jones

"Just to let you know. If you do this and leave me I'll fuck another girl by the end of tonight."

Mark Twain

"Always do right.  This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."

Mary Anne Radmacher

Courage doesn't always roar. &nbsp;Sometimes is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow."<br>

Jim Rohn

"Formal education will earn you a living, self-education will earn you a fortune."

Laurel Willoughby

"Don't ask me, I'm not a Mexican"

Growing Pains

I have to say when people say that everyone goes through growing pains, I never understood. &nbsp;Until today.

Ava Parrish

"Momma, KAKA"

Heather Berry

(Sigh)... "I can't wait to get home, get naked, and unleash in the bathroom."

Heather Berry

Chest larue and hairy handcock

Mikalyn Paulson

I have a paper clip guy talking to my on my email..Will you make him go away? Thanks

Heather

"there was a crack in it and when it got too wet it shocked the shit outta me. I hucked it across the damn room"

Waiting with my sis..

Just waiting to visit L.A. for the weekend. &nbsp;Aneri's Sweet 16 yay! it will be a blast.

Chris Truman

"Thats the bees knees right there."

Unknown

"Success begins the moment we understand that life is about growing; it is about acquiring the knowledge and skills we need to live more fully and effectively. Life is meant to be a never-ending education, and when this is fully appreciated, we are no longer survivors but adventurers. Life becomes a journey of discovery, an exploration into our potential. Any joy and exuberance we experience in living are the fruits of our willingness to risk, our openness to change, and our ability to create what we want for our lives."

Kim Hubbard

"There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?"

Friedrich Nietzsche

"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"

Henry Morgan

"A Kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself."

Andrew W. Mathis

"It is bad luck to be supersititous"

Adolf Hitler

"What luck for rulers that men do not think."

Joseph Heller

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."

Isaac Newton

"Tact is a knack of making a point without making an enemy."

Teri Paulson

The person who is free from fear does something [rather than just complain]. He makes conscious choices. He is proactive rather than passive. He doesn't let life happen to him. He makes his life happen. He doesn't complain. He captures the moment and makes the very best of it. He sees everything as an opportunity to learn something new, share something about himself, or make a request."
Rhonda Britten: Fearless Living: Live Without Excuses and Love Without Regret

Flynn Paulson

"So your saying that Flynn's Cathouse, isn't really a Veterinarian"

Jeremy White

"God, I'm such a Plethora of Knowledge!"

Heather Berry

"but the best is when he says "straight from the Jets to the 'jects where the G's at" cuz he just brought in all his cocaine from out of the country in a private jet, taking the drugs straight to the projects and he is looking for the gangsta's to sell it for him"

Heather Berry

"URBAN lesson for today- "what you know about that" by TI- when TI said "I got key by the 3 when I chirp shorty chirp back Louis nap sack where I'm holdin all the work at" "key by the three" means he is such a big time drug dealer that he can buy cocaine 3 kilo's at a time "when I chirp shorty chirp back" refers to the Nextel cell phone 2-way (cuz it chirps) it means when I call you- call me right back so we can make the drug deal "Louis nap sack where Im holdin all the work at" -work is another name for drugs, he is big time so he holds all his drugs in louis vuitton cases"

Scott Whitney

"Oh Balls-Me-Sakes..."

Heather Berry

I really did NOT mean that you are NOT American...what I meant was because WE ALL ARE AMERICAN and so I am ULTRA astinished that you as an AMERICAN like myself would not know

Scott Whitney

Oh trust me mista, You are way man enough. You're the Manly Man of all Men. I scare the bitches into Lesbianism. You pull them out of Lesbianism.

Scott Whitney

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Krista

"I have been told that I have the sweetest tasting p*#!y ever! & I have references."

Erik Eastlyn

"I saw Harley's unit."

Erik Eastlyn

"The spanish language called, they told you to shut up" (to Chris)

Carly Ferrin

Nilay: HOE!
Carly: ho
Nilay: no you ddnt
Carly: Hoe is a gardening tool.
Nilay: ho!!
Nilay: slut
Carly: si.
Nilay: lol
Carly: :-D
Nilay: i always use hoe...
Nilay: god im an idiot
Carly: it is ho.
Carly: my brother in law taught my niece that the gardening tool (hoe) was an "Aunt Carly". He would be in the yard working and tell my niece, "Ok, sweetie, hand me the Aunt Carly". He would about pee his pants he thought it was so funny to watch his 2 year old daughter go pick up the hoe.
Carly: my whole family would die laughing...nice fucking family.

Barack Obama

"If you are looking for the safe CHOICE, then you shouldn't be supporting a 46-year-old Black Guy."

Nilay Patel

"What error?", "my life is an error", "it should have been an abort error"

Flynn Paulson

"I think we should get the nut scratching machine instead."

Chris Truman

"I did nothing of the sort"

Nilay Patel

"i snorted a snowflake"

Carly Ferrin

"Nevada is the arm pit of the world!"

Heather Berry

so Te'jon calls you "Ni-lay-on-my-bed"

Chris Truman

"everyone in the world who has anything to do with Allied is going down, Because they are peices of shit...everything they touch turns to shit, Nothing they're associated worth deserves to be in existence"

Mark Boyson

Just saving the world........one collo at a time.

Olin Miller

"You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you couldknow how seldom they do."

Adolf Hitler

"What luck for the rulers that men do not think."

Sapan Patel

"ok man..i don't care..wat eveyone says..so it dosen't effect me:)told u don't scrap me..otherwise it'll not be gud for u man..i am warning u..don't think i am playing...and don't think i'll be scared that u'll beat me up wen u come here..cuz u kno wat u can't even lay ur hand on me..u r wat 24 or 25, and i am under 18..u lay ur hand on me..i amma call cops..and ur ass is gonna get in trouble..so u better bak off..and i swear to god i'll call cops if something like that happens..mark my words..ok.."

Carly Ferrin

"only granolas eat oatmeal - not me. I'm hip and cool and urban"

Hogg

"Tell everyone there I said Hi! Except Erik, tell him that the seahawks lick goat balls."

Flynn Paulson

"She blatently, clumbed down the hill" instead of "Climbed"

Janelle Fullmer

"26 years old isn't bad. 30, is when you should be panicing"

Jeremy White

"Contractor's School We Have Uped our Standards so Up Yours!"

Jeremy White

JDub: well nillory i love you

Chris Rock

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. "

Jon Gordon

"Your positive energy and vision must be greater than anyone's and everyone's negativity. Your certainly must be greater than everyone's doubt... There will always be people who don't share your vision. There will always be the doubters who doubt, doubt, and doubt and tell you you can't do this and you will be able to accomplish that. They think that dreams were meant for others but not for people like you and them. And there will even be people who don't want you to succeed because it makes them see their own weaknesses and failures. Rather than driving their own bus they are trying to ruin everyone else's ride... Positive energy is like muscle. The more you use it the stronger it gets. The stronger it gets the more powerful you become."

Nilay Patel

Nilay "David, are you calling yourself QUICK and FAST?,"
David "Dammit"

Conversation Between Friends

Nilay: you would be a slut
in a week
Chris: yeah....insta-slut
Nilay: HAHA
LOVE IT
Chris: I need to make it perma-slut

Chris Truman

"I'm on the fucking phone with Melvin right now again..."

Chris Truman

"Resonating Domineering Power"
A journey through male communication with PhD. Chris Truman

Flynn Paulson

"Beyond the Grunts" A journey through male communication with Dr. Flynn Paulson

Flynn Paulson

"Pilar of Responsibility" A journey through male communication with Dr. Flynn Paulson

Kylie Schrader

"no, your not annoying, we both are, so we cancel each other out....or somethin like that"

Scott Whitney

"She/he was so hot, so I thought."

Chris Truman

"Love is like hot dogs, just lips and ass holes."

Erik Eastlyn

Nilay: is flynn down there?
where in the world is Carmen Sandiego
no no
Where in the world is Flynn??

Erik: he is here with Teri...like seeing Saswatch and the Lockness monster together

Nilay Patel

Whenever you want, “Queen Miss Jessica Mistress of the Universe”, when speaking about Jessica Zimmer.

Heather Berry

Eric:

A “holla back” girl is a girl that is willing to be treated like a doormat or a *booty call. She is the girl that will allow guys to do whatever they want with her and then will just wait for them to “holla back” for the NEXT bootie call.

*booty call:
a phone call, page, or conversation aimed at getting into your pants. This is not an invite to a movie or dinner, not just coffee, not a casual or formal get-together, not even a Happy Meal at McDonalds. Just a plain old-fashioned "let's do it"

Gwen Stefani uses the term brilliantly in her song "Hollaback Girl", both as a simile and a metaphor. She’s letting the guys know that she ain’t a booty call and that she’s not gonna be sitting around waiting for them to “holla back”. She’s “been around the track a few times” so it’s not gonna happen again. She uses the cheerleading terminology as a metaphor, she’s a “squad” leader not a follower. If you come at her in this manner- you are just plain BANANA’S- B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Heather Berry

You guys take me for granted- you really dont know how lucky you are to be able to know me and work with me and have access to my knowledge on a daily basis.

(After a conversation about being THUNDERSTRUCK.)

Scott Whitney

THANKYOU! You big stud horse!!

Teri Paulson

“Remember, if you have a problem, it’s your problem. Solve it. Don’t blame other people. Don’t burden people with your complaints. Ninety percent of the people you meet don’t care about your troubles. The other 10 percent are glad you have them.”

Lou Holtz: Winning Every Day

Unknown

U dont have to be handicap to be different... Everyone is different.

Richard Branson

"A journey of a thousand miles starts with that first step. If you look ahead to the end, and all the weary miles between, with all the dangers you might face, you might never take that first. And whatever it is you want to achieve in life, if you don't make the effort, you won't reach her goal. So take that first step."

Richard Branson: Screw It, Let's Do It: Lessons in Life

Confucius

"Do not be concerned that you lack an official position, but rather concern yourself with the means by which you might become established. Do not be concerned that no one has heard of you, but rather strive to become a person worthy of being known."

Erik Eastlyn

"I'm out of this conversation...."

Mae West

"You're never too old to become younger."

Sarah Schmock

Standards go down, average goes up.

Mikalyn Paulson

"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU"

Nilay Patel

"Beastly"

Mark Twain

"A mans is accepted into a church for what he believes, and he is turned out for what he knows."

Harley Sisson

"He (Nilay) is evil and a pain in the ass sometimes if you give him some Midol or Pamprin he will calm down. Or a teddy bear."

Cameron Bentley

"Sometimes I downplay my coolness so people aren't intimidated by me"

Unknown

Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

Cameron Bentley

Nilay: no... its about people at my working mocking and imitating me... on phrases i say... & things i do...

Cam: Nice

Nilay: i take it stride... before i use to get upset... but i dont care anymore

Cam: Unoriginal bitches

Nilay: i know!! thats going on the blog

David Nguyen

"Eeeyah!"

"no just _expression... kinda means damn it.... after u do sumthin"

V for Vendetta

V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I'm quite sure they will say so.

Unknown

"the coolest of them cools"

Jessica Zimmer

"Yeah, I would be. See... Harley and I have an understanding... I am the only woman he is involved with... the only woman..... the only woman....."

Nilay & Cam's Conversation

Nilay: i know... i saw her on my way out!!
no way to stop her or warn you
damn women!!

Cam: Yeah - I thought it was you at the door

Nilay: lol

Cam: They're all fucking nuts dude

(In Regards to Lindsey)

Nilay to Akata

HAHAHA……. We can all wait… well at least I can wait….

Remember Akata….. You live the first 18 years of your life with your parents. They are there for you from morning till night. Always there to help you or to scold you, to make sure that become a good person in life. Then for about 10 years after high school, is when you learn who you really are in life. You learn about life by experiencing it without the help of your parents. Learn what you are capable of by yourself. Basically a time for you to enjoy yourself with the help of you parents. These 10 years is where you learn to enjoy life. Because after these ten or so year… is MARRIAGE… where you will have someone live with you (your Spouse) and be together for at LEAST 50 YEARS may even more.

SO for right now, I am enjoying being young and single. But it wont last long, and probably a year or so, you will be attending my marriage.

I hope this explains stuff well.

Talk to you later.

Mohandas Gandhi

"My life is my message."

William James

"The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it."

Florence Nightengale

"To be ‘in charge’ is certainly not only to carry out the proper measures yourself but to see that every one else does so too; to see that no one either willfully or ignorantly thwarts or prevents such measures. It is neither to do everything yourself or to appoint a number of people to each duty, but to ensure that each does that duty to which he is appointed."

Robert Frost

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."

Tom Stoppard

"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered."

Mae West

"You're never too old to become younger."

Teri Paulson

"It would seem that the choice is often either to do it right later or to do it now. The manager must choose that careful balance between getting ready and getting going. The greatest odds for success lie on the side of action. Most often, as soon as the manager does something, he becomes master of the situation... The offensive spirit must permeate the company. At 3M, every division is expected to get 25% of its sales from products that didn’t exist five years earlier. This goal forces managers to constantly use 3M’s scientific skill to innovate new products."

Gerald A. Michaelson: Winning the Marketing War: A Field Manual for Business Lead

Nilay Patel

"Hello... HELLO.... helllo?"

Linda Nguyen

"I literally suck at life"

Louis L'Amour

"Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content.'"

Don Marquis

"The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race."

Hermann Hesse

"People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest."

Thomas A. Edison

"What you are will show in what you do."

Natalie

"What would I do with out you Nilay?" After I help her with her computer. LOL

Rob Corddry

"He ripped a phonebook in half, and then tried to fuck a coke machine." While talking about Barry Bonds on the Daily Show.

Nilay to Erik

Me:
"if amber is looking for a dirty sanchez..... i can have darin give her one... and she can just give me the $100."
Erik:
"I'm out of this conversation...."

Abraham Lincoln

"Most people are as happy as they make up their minds to be."

Harley Sisson

"Bastard, I do you a favor and this is the thanks that I get!" Talking to ME =) !

Chris Truman

"Yeah, she is my personal assistant." While talking about his manager Barb.

Cameron Bentley

Nilay - Just throw it away! It's just clutter! Your getting you car fixed on Monday, just throw that shit away.

K-Fed (Kevin Federline)

"We have collaborated," he said. "But I'm not going to put the songs on this album because it's like, 'Respect me first; then I'll show you what I've done with my wife.'"

Harley Sisson

Lord Ganesh: "you need to eat your pen or else you will be doomed"

Tyler Mathis

"It's about time his fat head was humbled. One bad Christmas my butt. Try one bad idea after another. Try "I'm not going to ask the public what they want, I'm just going to force feed them all the crap I spew out of my big fat head. And then I'll blame it on Christmas." Stick to covering songs with your lame band. I'm sure there will still be people worshipping you."

Nikhil Patel

Chillin Like a Villain

Soniya Patel

You Don't KNOW Me!

Tom Cruise

Matt, Matt, you don't even — you're glib. You don't even know what Ritalin' is.
— Tom Cruise', arguing with "Today" show host Matt Lauer.

Erik

"the SHOCKA"

Dave Chappelle

Is `I don't know' an acceptable answer?
— Dave Chappelle on his plans after walking away from his hit TV series.

Kanye West

George Bush doesn't care about black people.

40 Year Old Virgin

If she starts waxing his pubes, I'm outta here.

Mitul V. Patel

Dirty Whore!

Viral P. Patel

I Like That!

Samir Asodia

Thats Fosho!

Homer Simpson

Me So Hungie

Carbon Leaf

Live a life less ordinary. Live a life extraordinary with me.

Napoleon Dynamite

You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Lifehouse

Don't need your approval to find my worth.

Alpesh Patel

Thats the way to go Blogging!!! Welcome to the New World of Thoughts!!!

Office Space

I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.

Cameron Bentley

People are over rated!

Garden State

If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.

Office Space

Lawrence: [shouting through the wall from his apartment] Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams.

Napoleon Dynamite

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.

Old School

Frank: Do it again. Do it again. It tastes so good when it hits your lips.

Old School

Therapist: Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.

Frank: Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

Old School

Woman: What are you doing?
Frank: You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll return him tonight, honey.

Reshma Patel

Enjoy your life as a single person. Because from the day you are born until you start college, you are with you parents. From 25 - Death you are with your spouse, and around your own family. So you basically have 6-7 MAX to find out who you are, and what you enjoy doing without any outside influences.