Soniya Patel

You Don't KNOW Me!

Tom Cruise

Matt, Matt, you don't even — you're glib. You don't even know what Ritalin' is.
— Tom Cruise', arguing with "Today" show host Matt Lauer.

Erik

"the SHOCKA"

Dave Chappelle

Is `I don't know' an acceptable answer?
— Dave Chappelle on his plans after walking away from his hit TV series.

Kanye West

George Bush doesn't care about black people.

40 Year Old Virgin

If she starts waxing his pubes, I'm outta here.

Mitul V. Patel

Dirty Whore!

Viral P. Patel

I Like That!

Samir Asodia

Thats Fosho!

Homer Simpson

Me So Hungie

Carbon Leaf

Live a life less ordinary. Live a life extraordinary with me.

Napoleon Dynamite

You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Lifehouse

Don't need your approval to find my worth.

Alpesh Patel

Thats the way to go Blogging!!! Welcome to the New World of Thoughts!!!

Office Space

I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.

Cameron Bentley

People are over rated!

Garden State

If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.

Office Space

Lawrence: [shouting through the wall from his apartment] Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams.

Napoleon Dynamite

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.

Old School

Frank: Do it again. Do it again. It tastes so good when it hits your lips.

Old School

Therapist: Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.

Frank: Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

Old School

Woman: What are you doing?
Frank: You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll return him tonight, honey.

Reshma Patel

Enjoy your life as a single person. Because from the day you are born until you start college, you are with you parents. From 25 - Death you are with your spouse, and around your own family. So you basically have 6-7 MAX to find out who you are, and what you enjoy doing without any outside influences.