Thursday, October 16, 2008

Flynn Paulson

"So your saying that Flynn's Cathouse, isn't really a Veterinarian"

Friday, August 01, 2008

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Heather Berry

"but the best is when he says "straight from the Jets to the 'jects where the G's at" cuz he just brought in all his cocaine from out of the country in a private jet, taking the drugs straight to the projects and he is looking for the gangsta's to sell it for him"

Heather Berry

"URBAN lesson for today- "what you know about that" by TI- when TI said "I got key by the 3 when I chirp shorty chirp back Louis nap sack where I'm holdin all the work at" "key by the three" means he is such a big time drug dealer that he can buy cocaine 3 kilo's at a time "when I chirp shorty chirp back" refers to the Nextel cell phone 2-way (cuz it chirps) it means when I call you- call me right back so we can make the drug deal "Louis nap sack where Im holdin all the work at" -work is another name for drugs, he is big time so he holds all his drugs in louis vuitton cases"

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Heather Berry

I really did NOT mean that you are NOT American...what I meant was because WE ALL ARE AMERICAN and so I am ULTRA astinished that you as an AMERICAN like myself would not know

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Scott Whitney

Oh trust me mista, You are way man enough. You're the Manly Man of all Men. I scare the bitches into Lesbianism. You pull them out of Lesbianism.

Scott Whitney

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Monday, May 19, 2008

Krista

"I have been told that I have the sweetest tasting p*#!y ever! & I have references."

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Erik Eastlyn

"The spanish language called, they told you to shut up" (to Chris)

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Carly Ferrin

Nilay: HOE!
Carly: ho
Nilay: no you ddnt
Carly: Hoe is a gardening tool.
Nilay: ho!!
Nilay: slut
Carly: si.
Nilay: lol
Carly: :-D
Nilay: i always use hoe...
Nilay: god im an idiot
Carly: it is ho.
Carly: my brother in law taught my niece that the gardening tool (hoe) was an "Aunt Carly". He would be in the yard working and tell my niece, "Ok, sweetie, hand me the Aunt Carly". He would about pee his pants he thought it was so funny to watch his 2 year old daughter go pick up the hoe.
Carly: my whole family would die laughing...nice fucking family.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Barack Obama

"If you are looking for the safe CHOICE, then you shouldn't be supporting a 46-year-old Black Guy."

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Nilay Patel

"What error?", "my life is an error", "it should have been an abort error"

Flynn Paulson

"I think we should get the nut scratching machine instead."

Friday, January 25, 2008

Friday, January 11, 2008

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Chris Truman

"everyone in the world who has anything to do with Allied is going down, Because they are peices of shit...everything they touch turns to shit, Nothing they're associated worth deserves to be in existence"

Friday, January 04, 2008