Nilay Patel

"Beastly"

Mark Twain

"A mans is accepted into a church for what he believes, and he is turned out for what he knows."

Harley Sisson

"He (Nilay) is evil and a pain in the ass sometimes if you give him some Midol or Pamprin he will calm down. Or a teddy bear."

Cameron Bentley

"Sometimes I downplay my coolness so people aren't intimidated by me"

Unknown

Imitation is the highest form of flattery.