Soniya Patel

You Don't KNOW Me!

Tom Cruise

Matt, Matt, you don't even — you're glib. You don't even know what Ritalin' is.
— Tom Cruise', arguing with "Today" show host Matt Lauer.

Erik

"the SHOCKA"

Dave Chappelle

Is `I don't know' an acceptable answer?
— Dave Chappelle on his plans after walking away from his hit TV series.

Kanye West

George Bush doesn't care about black people.

40 Year Old Virgin

If she starts waxing his pubes, I'm outta here.

Mitul V. Patel

Dirty Whore!

Viral P. Patel

I Like That!

Samir Asodia

Thats Fosho!

Homer Simpson

Me So Hungie

Carbon Leaf

Live a life less ordinary. Live a life extraordinary with me.

Napoleon Dynamite

You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Lifehouse

Don't need your approval to find my worth.

Alpesh Patel

Thats the way to go Blogging!!! Welcome to the New World of Thoughts!!!

Office Space

I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.

Cameron Bentley

People are over rated!

Garden State

If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.